Facebook

Let me start off with saying, I admit I am an addict.  I love using this as a way to stay in touch with friends through the years and keep updated with pictures, etc. to see how they grow.  I never take FB seriously like some people do, I would never air my dirty laundry as my status update.  I have seriously seen someone update with "I found out my husband was cheating on me today because his mistress changed her profile picture to them kissing."  WOW!  First of all, lets give it up for the cheaters of the world, without them you may lose the opportunity to find that one person you belong with because they are stuck in a relationship with someone that is clearly not the right person for them.  Secondly, lets give it up for the idiot mistresses.  My guess is she wanted to be caught, or she really is just that stupid.  I never understood that, if you are going to do something that you know you should not be doing why in the name of God would you leave behind evidence?!?  You can rest assure that before Dave and after my ex days...a few people did not know my real name.  I am sure in Kansas City today some people are gathered around a bar talking about the legendary "Nikki Roudebush"...that's right, that's my alias.  I was an eye doctor, and never gave out my real name.  Maybe I should create a FB page just for Nikki and see how many requests I receive???

Back to facebook...I also love those people that block people.  I mean really?!?  Do you feel like you are that important that you want to block someone from knowing you are on FB?!?  It makes me laugh.  I have one person that I know of that has blocked me.  It is my ex- sister in law and she always hated the fact I had members of our exes family on my FB page (I also come from the school, I didn't divorce the family), at any rate this bothered her so bad because they were going through such a nasty divorce that she blocked me.  Which truly made me laugh.  But what is even more amusing, she will unblock me at times?!?  Seriously, are you that bored?  And more importantly do you think I am that big of an idiot and cannot tell from other people's pages when you wake up and decide to hit the "unblock" button?!  And its not like you could accidentally do it.  It is a process to block or unblock someone.  But it makes me laugh.  And should I block you?  Is that FB etiquette to block someone that has blocked you?  There really should be a manual for this.

I am all about keeping my profile to myself and only allow those that I choose to see it for safety reasons.  But I feel like I should give a shout out to those that truly do bring crazy to the FB space.  I mean without you how would I obtain my daily dose of craziness and have something to laugh about.  That is unless you have me blocked and I can't see what kind of crazy you have going on:)