I have decided that I am going to start a new weekly post. Facebook Fridays will be the most out of control FB Status update I have seen all week. I obviously will not use the person's name just because I don't feel like dealing with the fact they might not appreciate it. However; if you happen to see your post on here you can own up to it, or simply move on. But I will be watching!
Drum Roll.......
"Damn, I love my life! You know it is good sex when two days later ur stomach muscles are still crippled from long intense sex. I love my man."
We shall refer to her as the "ab crippler". I can't wait to bring this up in random conversation with people..."Hey, Have you ever had your abs crippled". Or at a high school reunion..."Wow, its really been a long time since you crippled my abs." There are so many possibilities for these two little words.
I can't believe what some people will toss out on FB. It really does amaze me. Maybe I should post on Dave's wall and ask if he wants to play a game of ab crippling. I must say I am intrigued if she has a six pack....
Happy Facebook Friday!
well that is absolutely hilarious!!!! some people and their status updates leave me amazed. wow!
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